It’s a dream conversation because I know I’d never do it, in
fear of people might think I’m crazy. I guess this is the only way for me to
get it out of chest. Anyway, if it ever happens, it would be between me and
someone I completely hate and have no respect for. Here goes…

ME : Oh my
God!! I never knew you can make your friend there feel like he’s beneath you.
Amazing!! Absolutely astonishing!!!

MR J : What do
you mean by that?

ME : Nothing.
But if you don’t scamper off, you’re middle name will be **** JERKOFF *****.
Don’t you think it has a ring to it?

MR J : What
the…??

ME : You
didn’t think I’m a nice and naïve person, did you?

MR J :
#Giving ME a scowl look#

ME : Oh my
God, you did!! That’s so sweet! Well, sorry to break it to you, but if you
don’t play your cards right, I will make your life, a living HELL!!

THE END